Free Swag= free stuff in a form that is not edible
So I just finished my Inorganic Chem final and I decided to cut through Biotech to check out the free food situation. For some reason I just had a hunch I would strike gold. Forget gold, I struck PLATINUM!
On the second floor of the biotech I found sandwiches in a room enclosed by glass doors. No one was near the food so I walked into the room. Everyone was in an auditorium listening to a lecture so I could eat the food at a leisurely pace. I took a 6-inch veggie sub (which was loaded with veggies) and two cookies. Upon finishing this meal, I ate one more cookie and wrapped three cookies up to go. (The to go cookies did not survive the napkin wrapping and do not taste good anymore. I will not repeat this mistake in the future).
Then I noticed that science supply vendors were lined up in the hallway of biotech. This is where the free swag comes into play. My free swag accumulation included:
-Mug that you can write on the outside of with chalk
—-Why do I see myself writing organic molecules all over the outside of this mug?
-Two magnets that look like a centrifuge
-A Krackler Scientific T-shirt
—-It is pink and actually fits me. Super legit!
-Chocolate Hershey’s nougat with an almond in the middle
-A sugar cookie topped with chocolate chips
-Two pieces of super shitty pizza
-Two water bottles to add to my hoarding collection
Although food is not considered free swag, it goes in the list for sheer simplicity of this blog.
There was also a Spring Fling on the RPI campus but I did not attend it. I could have eaten free ice cream but the ice cream would have been to low of quality for my taste buds to appreciate. I am very particular about my sweets.
Food Baby of the day occurred at Chili’s. This is not relevant to my blog because I payed a total of $11.07 for my meal, but I want to share because it is just impressive how much I can eat. I consumed 1300 calories by eating the Avocado Burger. I ate the entire burger and all of its fries. I also drank 3 mugs of water. Who else my size can do that? Currently my food baby is under control. I can’t wait to sleep it off. I get the best dreams when I am digesting a food baby.
